Fic: It’s Not Right (Nor Is It Even Remotely Okay)
Rating: NC-17 for language
Genre: Sex Farce
Spoilers: Through the season to date
Word Count: 2600
Summary: What is supposed to be a fun, lighthearted weekend romp…
That was AWESOME! You have a particular knack for sex farce, Lissa.
Klaine + Doctor Who AU: With Amy and Rory gone, the Doctor discovers that he misses travelling with a married couple. So he decides to find a new couple: newlyweds Kurt and Blaine.
I only just found out about it in passing from another post. Eh.
I hate it for Klaine, because they really are just about the only TV character pairing I care about anymore. But I don’t expect it to last forever. And how many of us end up with our first high school love forever without ever breaking up? It would be unrealistic to keep it as it is.
But as hard as it seems to be for you that Klaine is breaking up, it could be worse. Russell T. Davies could be in charge of the show. That would mean that Kurt would either die or have to perform a brain wipe on Blaine so that he forgets him completely and never sees him again.
Why isn’t this show the Darren Criss and Chris Colfer Variety Hour? That’s all we want ok.
“I WAS GONE FOR TWO MONTHS
A continuation of this, for ariedana.
The boy excuses himself to the restroom to freshen up while Kurt puts on a pot of decaf. He watches his retreating figure, his hands itching to grab his iPhone and Google the crap out of Mr. ‘Don’t You Know Who I Am.’
It turns out, it’s a little hard to cyberstalk when you don’t know a person’s name. Search engines don’t accept ‘smug asshole with gorgeous eyes.’ Well, they do, but the results are less than savory.
He supposes he could look up the concert that was in town, but something stops him. He has a chance to have a genuine interaction with someone. A cute someone. Why ruin that by spending the entire time being starstricken?
Once upon a time I gave Katrina a prompt for a Klaine drabble with Blaine as a boyband member trying to escape from fangirls and bumping into Kurt. This is what she’s done with it. I love it!
ok guys we will give you a hint on the klaine duet…
Here’s a link to the soundtrack.
If this is “Wherever You Will Go” or “Here With Me”, I’m gonna die.
If it’s “Both Sides Now”, I will die for the opposite reason. I can’t listen to that song for personal reasons.
And I think “God Only Knows” would kill everyone.
I hope that Klaine are not singing “White Christmas”. In fact, I kinda hope that the episode only has, at most, two Christmas songs. Because if you watch Love Actually one of the nicest things to me is that they managed to do a Christmas movie that conveyed Christmas spirit without a bunch of Christmas songs.
That said, there had better be a Billy Mack tribute written in somewhere, even though I have no idea who would play him.
I normally don’t get worked up about Glee and definitely don’t get worked up over Ryan Murphy. I don’t even like Moulin Rouge that much. But I swear that after everything the Klaine fandom has done to earn the “Come What May” duet he gives it to Finchel the South will burn again.